I’ve been celebrating. Today is my Birthday. I have searched high and low for NHLers who share my day. My search found like, almost 70 NFL players (I never imagined that many Pisces being in the NFL in the first place…) a few porn stars and lots of artists and writers, professional protesters…but not many NHL players.
I found a former NHL player…emailed him but haven’t heard back yet…he’s probably celebrating as well. As far as the Union Blue goes, there’s only one Pisces on the whole Jacket player roster…and that’s Chris Clark. But, even Clark doesn’t share the exact date. I had to go to Chicago to find my Birthday buddy…
Meet My Blackhawk Birthday Buddy…
Meet Jordan Hendry. I know he must be OK, because he’s a fish. Well, a ‘Hawk…ya know. So, I guess this Blackhawk Pisces must be very sensitive and emotive and astute to the feelings of his fellow team-mates. Being fairly psychic, he must know what his fans are thinking and why. But, because he’s kinda flaky by birth-sign, he’ll care, but be able to sleep well at night and feel just fine about heading out to that killer breakfast in the morn…what the hell…it’s a new day! While he’ll understand fickle fans and other players, he’ll not like being called things like “Butthole-Blackhawk!” or “Hey! Big Idiot!” This tends to make fish cry. In order to hide our gentle, tender feelings, we’ll need to hit the Molson now and then…being a Pisces, we’ll not be able to handle it like our Scorpio brethren, (Patrick Kane) who because of their passionate nature..usually end up getting caught after the occasional (or weekly) indulgence. Pisces are pretty good at covering that stuff up. Er, I mean lying about it and having loyal friends who have their backs. Crap…I mean, knowing enough to not let lovers or friends snap photos of us naked or drunk. We’re usually really good at hiding the phones and cameras…But, when we do sin, we sin big. Just saying…it’s a thing, and we’re not cool about it. Our prayers usually go something like, “Dear God…please let me hit this guy hard enough to knock him on his ass and embarrass him in front of his parents and girlfriend…but please don’t make the suspension too long or the fine too much.“
Anyway, Happy Birthday, Jordan! You and me are Simpatico…even though you are a Blackhawk. And thank you, Blue Jackets for the early and most awesome Birthday win against the Preds last night…You must have known, all I wanted for my birthday was a really good pucking. Any hockey fan wants that. Any Jacket fan has the Union Blue Bawls right around this time in the season, and the only remedy for that is a good pucking. I didn’t want just any Puck…I wanted a good ol’ good one and you gave it. Yes, I guess I could’ve turned on NHL on The Fly and got a bit of Puck that way…but it was good to get some from the Union Blue, in real time and against the Preds made it extra special. And it was all you, fellas.
I couldn’t have asked for a better Birthday…