We’re still in The Strunk in Blue Jacket Land. We all need answers. There’s only one thing to do:
Ask the Magic NHL 8 Ball…why didn’t we think of this earlier?
Hold the Magic NHL 8 Ball in both hands…you must be wearing some spirit gear (hat, jersey any item Union Blue) to make the connection stronger…think Columbus Blue Jackets…focus on a specific question…player, game or special team…ask your question and turn over this amazing collection of hockey insight…
question: Will Filatov ever return?
Not until he can handle the car seat better…road trips were hell on that child…
question: Will other teams stop hitting Rick Nash in the face? Will a penalty ever be called?
Not until they kill him. Apparently not, so it would seem…and that was two questions…the NHL 8 ball forgives you…
question: When will Mason be himself again?
Ask again later
question: Should we fear Detroit on Friday?
All signs point to yes
question: Should we all hate Detroit?
Who gives a shard about Detroit? Just play.
question: Will Arniel ever smile?
Unclear at this time
question: Will the power-play ever recover?
Ha-ha, ha ha ha…uh, heh..ahh-ha-ha….
question: Will Dorsett be sent to the box on Friday?
You really are an idiot…
question: Will the Jackets wear the third jerseys on Friday?
Magic NHL 8 Ball begs no
question: What will happen to the standings in the Western Conference?
Gaaahh…so close…asking a question like that makes Magic NHL 8 Ball want to hurt you. Put me down and go bother the NHL Tarot deck…