It Seems As Though Stacy Digs Brunettes...Can't Imagine Why...(Google image)

Five Hole Fantasy Draft: Fidelity Kryptonite

Stacy takes over today.  Team Fidelity Kryptonite
*fans self vigorously*
Okay, I’m ready to give you my draft picks.
 
I’m trying not to hog all our cuties, but I have to snap up Derick Brassard before you (or anyone else with a pulse) take him.  I didn’t realize I had such a thing for dark hair boys with slight Francophone accents, but apparently I do.
  Last time I saw him I couldn’t talk, which is fine, I don’t need him to talk or answer me or anything.  Just a look is all it takes….

And Stacy Steals Brass...That's OK. At Least He's Still In The West

 
For my D-man, I’m taking Shane O’Brien.  Hate him playing for the Preds, would love him in Columbus….preferably in…well, you get the picture. 

You Know, I Don't Even Care If He's A Pred...(google images)

 
My goalie is Jose Theodore.  Don’t know much about him, but I like him all sweaty in his goalie gear.  I think that’s all I need to say about him….

And There Goes Another Goalie I Won't Be Getting...

 
My ice man is an actor I saw on stage a couple of summers ago.  His name is Kyle McDaniel and he..oh never mind who he played.  He’s hot!!!!!
 
Now, where is that fan…
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