Holy Week, NHL Style


It’s Holy Week.

So in the spirit of the playoffs and Easter, lets get Holy…NHL style…

Deviled Eggs…Right as the playoffs start, the draft information is released.  New Jersey won the lotto.  Columbus, 8.  They say the number 8 is lucky somewhere in the world…Eggs are the preferred  Easter food…along with some ham.  We got the green eggs and ham…

Deviled Anything Seems Weird On Holy Week...Fits Beautifully On Playoff Week...

Holy Crap…What’s all this foot-stomping/chopping?  There was one dude who sacrificed himself so all of us (including NHLers) wouldn’t have to be…so stop it with all that…Some players are going all Pontius Pilot, it seems.  And also…we’re usually washing each other’s feet instead of stepping on them.

This Guy Never Tried To Cut Anyone's Foot With His Skate...

Season of Light and Dark…Well, yeah.  Head injuries.  Trying to knock someones block off…nasty, dirty hits.  This part of the playoffs or any time during hockey, I could do without. 

Last Supper…Seems like many players have suffered “food poisoning” of late.  Maybe too much unleavened bread or bitters.  Maybe all that wine…but seems like it’s making them do stupid things. Judas stole money, Raffi is going for heads.

Palms…Well, way back when…it was palms.  Now it’s sea creatures, waffles and such.  Now, the throwing of  sea creatures, a time-honered traditon with the weirdos in Detroit, can be punished severely.  I think I like palms better…

Try Heaving That One, Detroit Fans...(Image: Google)

Peeps…Sweet, sugary and not just for Easter anymore.  Lately, it’s been more like “Tweeps” for me…sugary, salty and loaded with more sauce than you think…just the thing for Playoff week.

Does The Cup have anything to do with Easter? Only this most holy of weeks can tell…

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