Playoff Gossip, Round 1

Playoff Gossip for your reading pleasure…

…It seems as though a certain young Blackhawk was not quite himself last night.  Could a virus be tearing thru Chicago’s team?  Or maybe this star right winger went a-whoo-hooin’ the other night.  There’s a rumor that he’s been drinking and um, indulging in the sugar since the ‘Hawks took the cup last year.  Very obvious he didn’t look good, play well or seem like himself…could the remaining games hold better things or will this fella self-destruct?  Only time will tell.

Young Master Kane In The Clutches Of Another Bad Flu...Or Is That A Fan Making Sure He Doesn't Fall?

And speaking of the Blackhawks…have you really looked at that coach of theirs?  He looks like he could easily play the devil in any movie.  Or, maybe put a stetson on his head and you’d have a perfect cowboy villain.

It would seem as though, some players forget they have blades on their feet.  They are stomping away in the playoffs and trying to chop each other to bits.  Is something in the water at all of the arenas?  Someone trying to turn our NHLers into raving lunatic monsters? We’ll see if there’s more chopping for the remaining games, and maybe some of these guys can hire out to local restaurants for sous chef internships.

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Well, some players have already settled nicely into the off-season.  While the playoff games were going on, a certain Blue Jacket from Finland was Tweeting away about golf, gas prices and a new app on his phone…How fast some of them can shake the season off their shoes.  I guess this can be a good thing…

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Former Jacket Raffi Torres has food poisoning…maybe another case of whoo-hooing?  Does he know the young Blackhawk perhaps suffering the same “ailment” ?  Some people feel this is simply karma for both Rafi and young Master Kane.  Will this mean something for the remaining playoff games?  Who knows…NHL inquiring minds want to know.  Stay tuned.

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